Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
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You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
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A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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