This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
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my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
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