I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
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you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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