I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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