This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
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Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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