she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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