the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
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The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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