Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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