she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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