I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
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For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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