dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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