just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
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My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
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Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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