how do flat chested girls get laid?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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