I looked at my own cervix.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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