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Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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