I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
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Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
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Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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