fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
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You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
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