my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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