what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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