Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
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At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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