I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
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Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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