I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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