so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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