I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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