Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
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It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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