Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
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its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
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I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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