do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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