When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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