my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
no you cant smoke seaweed
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Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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