The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
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Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
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If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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