At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
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I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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