Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
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oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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