he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Damn victory sex feels great
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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