from now on my penis is your penis
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
When are your genitals available?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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