Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
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If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
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Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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