i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
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Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Randomize