69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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