Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
