if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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