i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Vodka?
Forever.
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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