Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Randomize
