Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Just high enough for therapy.
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He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize