Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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