So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
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I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
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MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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