When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
There r osticjed everywhere
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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