Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
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My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
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but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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