I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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