In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
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You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
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I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
my liver is dry heaving
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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