Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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