we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
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he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
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How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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