Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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