so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
