have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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