Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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