end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.