Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
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He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.