Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
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Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
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Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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