listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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